Bring Back The Cellophane S Throw In "Superman Returns"

To:  Mr. Bryan Singer

We the below signed parties to here by request from Mr. Bryan Singer that, in some way, some how, he return the greatest power ever know in the Superman film franchise to his new film, Superman Return. Mr Singer, we demand that you bring back the "Cellophane S Throw".

When in a pinch, the Man of Steel has no other greater resource available in his arsenal of weapons then the cellophane S throw. Super Villains and henchmen alike are bewildered when face with such a mighty weapon. Imagine, pure yellow and red melty plastic covering every part of your body and then quickly disappearing just as crazily as it came flying at you in the first place, leaving you in total bewilderment and confusion.

Super strength? Super speed ? Heat vision ? Flight ? These all pale in comparison to the cellophane s throw. For its wonder and amazement are far beyond that of any of these lesser powers. Mr. Singer, we demand the return of this incredible power in your new upcoming, multi-million, blockbuster, production.

Also, please keep in mind the brilliance of the “laser finger thingy” and the “clone phasing power”.

Thanks you kind sir, and God bless you.

The Public

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Bring Back The Cellophane S Throw In "Superman Returns" Petition to Mr. Bryan Singer was created by and written by Mr. Michael Harris (mike@mrharris.org).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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