Replace Jared!

To:  Public

It is time for a change!

Jared “The Subway Guy” has been cramming sandwiches down the public’s throat for about a decade now. Do we want Jared’s reign as king of the subs to continue indefinitely? Do we not want a more compelling candidate for the job? Shouldn’t Subway or any other sandwich franchise have a better spokesperson? Let your voice be heard! It’s time to end Jared’s reign.

First, how did Jared get the job? Allegedly, he lost a huge amount of weight eating basically nothing but Subway sandwiches. By making Jared their spokesperson, Subway has rewarded him for having been morbidly obese in the past. It’s great that Jared is no longer pushing maximum density, but does he deserve to be rewarded for nothing more than returning to normal? Is Subway sending the right message by rewarding someone for his past overindulgences? Doesn’t this give an incentive to persons of normal weight to become as fat as possible, hoping for a reward upon losing the excess weight?

The time has come for a new spokesperson. Someone who brings more to the table than Jared. Someone who has accomplishments other than returning to normal from morbidly obese. Someone like Christian “The Hungarian Nighmare.”

Perhaps Christian will never match Jared’s weight loss records, but that’s because Christian has never had the luxury of sitting on the couch all day storing excess calories as body fat. Instead of struggling with obesity, Christian battled against the odds throughout life. Born in Hungary, he tasted new opportunities upon moving to the U.S. at 14. He became the first in his family to graduate from college. His appetite for learning unsatisfied, Christian went on to continue his education in law school. Christian sandwiched his study time between training sessions, and against the odds managed not only to graduate from law school and pass the California bar exam, but he did it while fighting as a professional mixed martial artist in the Ultimate Fighting Championships.

Yet Jared “The Subway Guy” reaps the benefits of his former eating disorder, while despite his hard work, dedication, and love of Subway sandwiches all Christian has is over $150,000 of student loan debt. Help right this wrong! If anyone deserves to be Subway’s spokesperson, it is Christian. You decide! Who presents a more compelling package? Someone whose former excesses could only be covered with size 12XL shirts, or someone who has managed to overcome the odds as the underdog throughout his life? The choice is yours. Sign this petition and let the powers that be know you won’t settle for Jared anymore! You want a better spokesperson! You don’t want Jared “The Subway Guy,” you want Christian “The Hungarian Nightmare!”

I’m Christian, and I approved this message.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Replace Jared! Petition to Public was created by and written by Christian Wellisch (overlord42@hotmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.