This petition represents public desire to have cranes outlawed in the states of Virginia, Maryland, the District of Columbia. Cranes have begun crashing at a dangerous rate, and it's time that our Executive and Legislative branches step in and CRIMINALIZE these CONSTRUCTION SITE DEATH MACHINES with Anti-Crane legislature.

Left unchecked, cranes will soon be crashing into our houses, schools, playgrounds, hospitals, churches, cathedrals, synagogues, swimming pools (which should be closed for non-crane-related reasons anyway), post offices, and exotic dance clubs. It's time to PROTECT AMERICA!