Petition to Legalize Furry Hunting

To:  State senators

Furry, defined as someone who is of the belief that they are an animal, and enjoys sexual intercourse with others dressed as animals, is a rapidly growing trend.





Wheras furries continually press the belief that they are animal in origin and nature,


Wheras furries are a healthy source of many nutrients that are valuable to the human digestive system, muscular system, heart, and mind,


Wheras their existence puts humans at risk


Wheras they have clogged mass communication networks with anthropomorphic and pornographic images


We, the undersigned, are of the belief that it should be made constitutionally legal to both hunt, kill, shoot, and ingest furries of all types.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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