We, the undersigned, demand that the mainstream media stop focusing on the negative aspects of global warming, like "in a few years many of the islands in the Pacific Ocean will be underwater." We don't have time to explain to you that small islands in the Pacific are overrated. Does Fiji really matter?

And how quickly you want us to forget that warm weather is good for everybody, especially for those of us who enjoy volleyball.

It's our world, give extinction a chance.

Please join us in a show of pro-global warming solidarity by signing this petition drafted by the FRIENDS WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT FIJI. www.theharpooner.com