Premission To Chew Gum in School

To:  The Schools of U.S.A

We the atendees of the schools of the United States Of America have come to a conclusion that we should have a National Gum Chewing Day. It is not humane to ban us from the chewing of gum in school.Due to the fact that we have been banned from chewing gum the crime rate in schools has gone up.There has been an increase in the G.U.D factor (gum under desk).Detention halls have been full and writing assignments have been given to the maximum effect. If we could have at least one day a year to be allowed to chew gum in school, you would see a DRAMATIC decrease in the G.U.D, detention hall stuffing , and writing assignment giving.If you do not comply with our demands we will take this to the next level of legal protesting.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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