Surgery and a Haircut for a poor innocent small younger measley little sister who likes to eat butterflies

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We the people of Volterra and Forks, Washington.
[Mostly Alice and Alec..]
hereby petition that Jane Volturi needs.. surgery.. and a haircut.
We are also helping a foundation for helping the butterflies which she eats for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And fourth meal at Taco Bell.
He who agrees, say ay!
Genocide on small nations, measley humans and random surgeries.
~Mary Alice Brandon NewWeather Hale Cullen <3
~Alec Gabriel Elizabeth Dalton Volturi
Sieg Heil!