Protest Against the Number Four

To:  U.S. Congress

The number four is a silly and pointless number. It does not deserve to exist. In Japanese, there are two ways of saying four, Yon and Shi. Shi also shares the same pronounciation of death. So, if shi is four, and we are getting rid of four, that means we are getting rid of death, so no one will die! However, you may complain about our population. If it takes a lifetime to travel to Pluto and back, imagine the possibilities! We could travel beyond the Milky Way and discover things we never would have. We might even discover another planet with the same oxygen level as Earth, and as our population increases, we could stretch ourselves over multiple planets! It won't even matter if we destroy the earth, we can just find a new one! Imagine being able to go anywhere, do anything! Also, no war! PEACE! There is only one thing that is holding us back from this, and that is the number four.

The number 4 will be replaced. Please take the time to vote out of the following options, and leave your vote in a comment:

1. 3+1
2. 3+1-2+2
3. 58.6
4. 5
5. numa
6. the number formally known as four
The figure "4" will be replaced by an upside down 4.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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