MR ASIDES AS NEW PRIME MINISTER

To:  3000000

MAKE ASIDES PRIME MINISTER

Hello Im Asides and im Awsome. Awsome! you may say, Who are you! you may say.
Who cares who i am let just say im a common man of this country and not some high paid polition who proberly dont even know the price of a pint of milk. I wont let the general public down make me your PM for GREAT BRITIAN!!
GREAT BRITIAN!! I hear you say, well yes GREAT BRITIAN it once was but not now we have had over 10 years of rubish government and i want a change but i cant do this with out YOU.
as PM i would get rid of stupid laws that Blight our lives bring a scence of owenership to the government and the country.
I will Listen to all comment and questions from all sides and my political team i will appoint will help,listen and do there best to sort the problems.
I love you all as well as mars bars but thats not really the point but hey thought id throw it in im sure you like them to.
As a famous person once said "I have a Dream" I to have a dream but I cant mention it on here as Its Rude.
Sign this petition to make the UK a Better place with out all the other nations of the world cashing in at our expence. Btw trade with other parts of the world is great thought id mention that.
In short every country must have a govenment but one that is fair truthful,likes a laugh,and knows where the loca; boozer is along with the kebab shop for after the pub closes and one that is willing to make a change.

I love you GREAT BRITIAN and all the people whom inhabit it help me make a change so we can live again with honour and pride.
thanks to all that sign when i have the required amount of people i shall go to no 10 and kindly ask them to hand me the keys so i can paint the door pink and start my term in office. I will also give them the number to the job center and let them see how hard it is to sign on rofl.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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