This petition is about Adam Lambert. Well, it's kind of about him. It's related to Adam, honestly.

Now, WE THE UNDERSIGNED hereby Petition the above for... hmm... er... whatever. Our message: Taltopia irreparably sucks. Not only does it suck at conducting viral marketing campaigns (http://www.petitiononline.com/AdamIdol/petition-sign.html?), it also sucks as a business. Do we really need another mp3.com wannabe? C'mon, it's the year 2009 already.

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So, what about Adam? We hope he will be one of our clients some day...