Save the Integrity of 'Monday Night Football'

To:  ESPN, Inc., ABC, Inc., Walt Disney Company

For the purposes of this document, the names Mike Tirico, Tony Kornheiser and Ron Jaworski shall be referred to as “The Gang of Pity.”

WHEREAS THE GANG OF PITY IS SLOWLY DESTORYING THE CHAIRS OF JOHN MADDEN AND AL MICHAELS, AS WELL AS THE SACRED NAME OF “MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL."

WHEREAS THE GANG OF PITY OFTEN RAMBLES COMMENTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL.

WHEREAS THE GANG OF PITY’S UNWARRANTED, UNJUSTIFIED AND BIASED COMMENTS DEGRADE THE SPORT OF FOOTBALL AND TAKE AWAY FROM ITS PURPOSE AND MEANING.

WHEREAS THE GANG OF PITY ONLY BACKS THE PLAYER ENJOYING A CURRENT BURST OF SPOTLIGHT.

WHEREAS THE GANG OF PITY FLIPS AND THEN FLOPS.

WHEREAS THE GANG OF PITY BITCHES LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS WHILE MEN PLAY SPORT BELOW THEM.

WHEREAS MEN WATCH FOOTBALL TO ESCAPE RELATIONSHIP BICKERING, THE GANG OF PITY BRINGS THAT BICKER TO HOME AND BARS ACROSS THE NATION.

WHEREAS IT WOULD BE NICE FOR THE GANG OF PITY TO BE SILENCED SO THAT FOOTBALL CAN BE ENJOYED AS IT WAS MEANT TO.

I HEARBY ASK ESPN, INC., ABC, INC., AND WALT DISNEY COMPANY TO IMMEDIATELY TERMINATE THE CONTRACTS OF MIKE TIRICO, TONY KORNHEISER AND RON JAWORSKI.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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