BRING BACK BILLY MAYS

To:  THE VATICAN

HEY GOD

WE WANT BILLY MAYS HERE;
BRING BACK THIS PITCHMAN AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A SACRIFICE LORD, THATS RIGHT, WE WILL SHED THE BLOOD OF AN INNOCENT, BUT THATS NOT ALL, BRING HIM BACK NOW AND WE WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER "CHRIST THE REDEEMER" THIS TIME, IN NEW YORK CITY, TOWERING ABOUVE LADY LIBERTY! SO HURRY UP AND YOU CAN GET A NEW STATUE AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE NATION WIDE FEAST IN YOUR NAME! THATS RIGHT, A NEW STATUE, A SACRIFICE, AND A FEAST, ALL FOR THE PICE OF RE-ANIMATING A CORPSE! NOW THATS A BARGIN!

NOW BRING HIM BACK TODAY!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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