In 2007, an 'artist' called Bo Vance pooped out a massive turd, tied it up on a short leash to the wall of an art gallery and left it there to dry slowly of low moisture and poor ventilation. Over the next few days, the artist himself and visitors to the gallery watched impassively as this happened. Now the prestigious North American Biennial of Art has decided that this was art and has asked Bo Vance to repeat his actions in the future.

I hope we can help because this really is horrific. Stop this guy from pooping poop and then letting the poop dry out.