Dear Executives of the Fox Broadcasting Network,

Please cancel the show Dollhouse, and if possible, please do not show any further episodes. All of the rumors and speculation about its pending cancellation are too much to handle. Please just end the suspense and cancel it now. Feel free, if you want, to allow Joss Whedon to develop another series, but be sure to also cancel that one before the first season ends. This will punish him for the ending to Astonishing X-Men. Thank you very much.