Chuck Norris for President

To:  All Political Parties of the U.S.

Chuck Norris is an American hero. He has starred in groundbreaking films such as Hellbound, Braddock: Missing in Action III, and Forest Warrior. He is also an award-winning martial artist, and the star of the hit series Walker Texas Ranger. But Chuck is far more than just Mr. Hollywood himself, he is a man of American principle, or as he likes to put it, “a student of the Wild West.” Just read his code of ethics -http://www.chucknorris.com/images/products/Chuck%20Norris-code2.jpg, and you’ll know he’s a strict follower of the Red, White, and Blue. If Chuck Norris became our president, he would lead this great nation away from turmoil and back on to the road of righteousness - one roundhouse kick at a time. Join me, and help elect the next best thing to Ronald Reagan... Chuck Norris for President.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Chuck Norris for President Petition to All Political Parties of the U.S. was created by Members of Avoid the Noid and written by Alexander Gornbein (arg1@geneseo.edu).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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