The Crash Recovery Campaign! (CRC)
"We WILL change Crash Back."




My name is sonikkrokks143. And I am one of Crash Bandicoot's biggest fans. But I, and many others are extremely inraged and furious about the new Crash Bandicoot.

The old Crash back in 1996 was literally the coolest game possible. The stories were awesome. The graphics, though not the best, were completely acceptable. There were all kinds of great things: jewels, gems, crates, wumpa fruit, great music, and everything that anyone could want in a game! But now, let's take a look at the NEW Crash: No spin attack. (Just some retarted ballet move) Wumpa fruit gone retarted. No crates. Everything is GONE!

Here, I'm going to point out the worst things of the NEW Crash:
1. The Graphics- they're suposively "better." But are they really? No. They're worse then 1996.

2. Crash can talk- Crash makes retarted noises. "Whadidat?" Seriously, Crash is supposed to be mute with the occasional "Whoohoo!" or "Yahoo!"

3. Crash looks like Barney- Crash's face. He looks like, well, he looks like havoc. He is just destroyed. But, the old one, he didn't look "okay," he looked ABSOLUTELY AWESOME! And what's with the tattoos? Crash isn't supposed to have tattoos. He's supposed to have shorts, gloves, and shoes. That's all.

4.Coco- she's one of the biggest mistakes. She looks like a freakish "popular-girl." I mean, she's meant to be a nice little girl that is extremely smart when it comes to computers. Not a half naked bazar jerk!

5. Nina Cortex- is... Well, she's supposed to be like Frankenstein. But she also evolved into a Coco-like-girl. I think it'd be better if she didn't ever exist. Either that, or she also should stop talking.

6. Crunch Bandicoot- he was originally a bad guy. Now, don't comment and whine that he was turned good. I don't care.

7. Cortex- WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH HIS HEAD!?!?! Overall, he's the most original.

8. The second worst thing- they curse. CURSE! I recall Crunch saying "what the F***'s going on?" This is the second worst problem.

9. THE WORST OF ALL PROBLEM- sexual themes in a CRASH BANDICOOT GAME!!! What is their problem? Oh, my. Maybe, it'd be better if Crash never existed.


Anyway, the reason for this rant is so that you all would agree with me and sign this. At the end of a period, we'll send messages to the company complaining. If you have any questions at all, E-mail me at sonikkrokks143@lycos.com or message my YouTube account, sonikkrokks143.


Thanks you. And for the good of Crash Bandicoot, sign this petition.