Dear Comedy Central,

Carlos Mencia is not funny. We know you are desperate for the return of the Chappelle Show and I wont even bring up Mad T.V., however, Carlos Mencia is not the answer. Every episode seems to be a rerun of jokes told in grade school cafeterias across the nation. His material might be edgy for third graders but making fun of the mentally handicapped and reminding us that Indians often have dots on there heads, simply wont cut it with your savvier audience. We kindly ask you to remove Carlos from your network.