Petition for ITV to commision "I'm a Celebrity Hell's Kitchen Chef On Ice"

To:  ITV

We, the undersigned, demand that ITV immediately commissions a new series entitled “I’m a celebrity Hell’s Kitchen Chef on Ice”.
The show will feature ice-skating boy band drop-outs and talent show second-placers, who’ve found the supermarket-opening gigs have dried up, competing to find the most tasty way to serve Witchetty Grubs to a bleep-tastic Gordon Ramsay kept artificially sweary on a diet of shark adrenalin.
Each week, the two “celebrities” with the lowest public vote must save themselves from eviction by coming up with the tastiest recipe for the other’s spleen – the winning recipe to be carved and cooked in a live “organ” eviction special.
We, the undersigned, believe that the utmost depths of TV banality have not yet been plumbed and demand that ITV recognise that fact and take steps to rectify the situation right now.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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