As fans of good music, we the undersigned demand that the music of Coldplay be made unavailable for purchase, be banned from all radio stations (commercial and non-commercial), that any video footage of the band be destroyed and their name be wiped from the annals of history.





Because they are boring. Because they are over-rated. Because they are depressing. But, most of all, because they are shite.





Make Coldplay History today.