Rhino's have rights, too!

We, the undersigned, declare the following without hesitation; no men shall inhibit the natural urges of rhinoceros'. And collectively we praise Heino-Mike, former psychic medium, world class leader, animal welfare activist and greatest gift to humankind, for his unprecedented study in the phenomenon of rhinoceros' and all living things. Furthermore we demand that Uncle Peter will be recognized for his tireless work in the community of Rankin Inlet.

So Help Us God!