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We, the undersigned, feel Dolphin sex should be legal, for many reasons. Dolphin sex cures cancer, prevents unwanted birth, and lastly, is strangely erotic. Even George Washington had dolphin sex.

We shall send this to the President Of The United States, and maybe even Canada, once we reach 50 signatures.

Thank you.