We, the undersigned, hereby declare our intent to boycott the domain name "epicmafia.com" should it be purchased by a Russian who converts it into a massively multiplayer online dancing game.

Furthermore, we strongly feel that this sale should not take place at all, and which Epicmafia to remain as it is, no matter how much money the Russian is paying (reportedly upwards of $15,000). Some things are more important than money, and EpicMafia is one of them. We have all made dear friends, had great times, and will never forget how wonderful this site was, and even if it does go, we hope that this petition can serve as a reminder to future generations about the glory of EpicMafia.