As discerning television watchers and loyal viewers of the best show on network television, we, the undersigned, hereby petition the producers of NBC's "Friday Night Lights" to (a) discontinue all discussion of offering a guest role, no matter how small, to Rosie O'Donnell on this upcoming season, and (b) promise her ignorant, misinformed pig face will never see a second of screen time during the entirety of "Friday Night Lights" run on television.