We, the undersigned agree that Forch F. Fortier, aka The ForchMan, aka Chris Fortier deserves to be the on-camera spokesperson for Kraft Dinner, and we urge the owners of Kraft, as well as the media outlets responsible for the advertising of Kraft Dinner, as well as their related products, to utilize the obvious skills of Mr. Fortier in their advertising campaigns.

It's apparent that Mr. Fortier is passionate about the product, advertising it on both of his radio shows quite frequently, and has confessed to having a life-long dream of endorsing Kraft Dinner in a Television commercial, so we the undersigned feel that it would be in your best interests to make Mr. Fortier a spokesperson for your product.