We, the Undersigned, do hereby call for an immediate lifting of any and all restrictions placed upon Mac Sawyer by his parents for failing to procure an "A" on a recent math test.

In the course of human events, an occasional "C" will happen. We are in agreement that Mac will indeed excel in math, and will eventually obtain an "A", but he will need the assistance of his electronic media to further along his studies in the area of mathematics.

Video games give him the dexterity required to maintain a firm grip on his pencil.

Watching television will match his visual coordination with the dexterity of the video game and also give his mind the rest it needs to comprehend the mathematics work.

Email will help him to stay in touch with those people important to him, thus giving him the emotional support he needs.

This is to demand the immediate removal of all restrictions placed on Mac Sawyer.