We, the people of the most awesome place in the world (hint: AMERICA!) are completely nancy-hammered and flustered at the idea of changing our gamertags from using the word gay, straight, homosexual, heterosexual or... uh... GAYWOOD.

I believe the CHILDREN are our future, and that they should be able to be JohnnyMcGAYNugzNiner on whatever video game system that makes them the happiest.

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND! LET'S PULL A CLASSIC PRISON TAKEDOWN ON MICROSHAFT (LAWLZ!)