We, the Undesigned, understand that the Internet is a land of freedom where almost everything can go. However, there are some things that we believe should remain illegal even there. This petition is targeted at the pedophile heaven, money-stealing and bullshit game that is Gaia Online, located at www.gaiaonline.com . More specifically, we require that the following points be applied by local and national authorities:

1)That Derek Liu. maker of Derek Liu be arrested and judged by an indepentant tribunal for crimes against humanity.

2)That Derek Liu and all administrators, moderators, associates or any person that is associated with Gaia Online in any way be executed by hanging in Iraq.

3)That Derek Liu gets a physical castration (I know, odd if he's dead, heh) and that the video of his castration be hosted on YouTube for minimum of sixty (60) days.

4)That everyone that even purchased a 2,50$ donaction receives a free therapy titled ''Learn To Spend Your Cash, Newb!''

5)That www.gaiaonline.com is made to redirect to www.lemonparty.org''

6)That Derek Liu house be incinerated (it might take some time considering the size of his home) and salt put in the ground. Finally, that this place be named ''The Cursed Lands'' and that army make a defensive perimeter so that no one can ever be corrupted.

7)That Jim Boosh, maker of www.gaiaonlinesucks.com and spoker for truth, be considered a national hero and receive the Nobel prize for peace.

8)That ''Gold'', gaia online term, be renamed to ''Rape Points''. The more ''Rape points'' you get, the more of a little dipshit you are. We feel this will be more representative of the current situation.

9)That anyone typing the word ''Gaia Online'' on his computer have his rights to access the internet permanently removed.

10)That all the money obtained from Gaia Online (10 millions +) be reinvested into Nortel stocks.

We, the Undersigned, agree to every point of said petition.