Jesus Christ on Grand Theft Auto

To:  Rockstar Games

Dear Rockstar Games,

We have enjoyed your Grand Theft Auto (GTA) franchise since its release, in 1997. And now, in the year 2009, we live in anticipation for the upcoming downloadable content for Grand Theft Auto 4. In the meantime, competition has proven fierce, as Saints Row aims to deliver a similar experience. As fans of the series, we want to help you reach the next level of greatness and success through our feedback.
We believe that in order to crush all competition, and please all the Grand Theft Auto audience, it would be a great idea to include a new character in the franchise – be it through downloadable content or in a possible GTA 5. That character is Jesus Christ.
We believe that the sheer awesomeness of Jesus, coupled with the amazing gameplay dynamics of Grand Theft Auto, would result in an unprecedented amazing entertainment experience.
The thought of using Jesus’ superpowers in GTA’s sandbox structure is enough to bring us all to awe. So please, Rockstar Games, include the holy savior as a new character in your beloved franchise.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Jesus Christ on Grand Theft Auto Petition to Rockstar Games was created by and written by Lars Henrik Björkén (gtajesuspetition@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.