Whereas GWAR is TWICE as cool as Satan.

And whereas GWAR are totally brutal aliens from Outer Space, AND the Scumdogs of the Universe.

And GWAR would totally destroy Dethklok in a no-holds-barred cage match.

And GWAR's slaves are 10 million times better than Dethklok's dudes in those executioners hoods.

We, the undersigned, DEMAND that Adult Swim collaborate with GWAR to produce a GWAR cartoon.

Or at the very least, have GWAR guest star on Metalocalypse, which is a totally brutal cartoon itself.

We're sure that GWAR would be totally all about that shit, because they're just fucking awesome.