Anti-Crazy Frog

To:  Jamster - Inventors of Advertising Pests

Television was once fun. Watching television is most probably the biggest past time of the last forty years. I like watching TV, as I’m sure you do too.

A study in 2003 found that the United Kingdom has approximately 30,500,000 television sets nationwide. With a population of 59.6 million in the same year, that equates to almost two people to a television set.

Why am I bombarding you poor people to boring facts and figures? Because dear friends, television is becoming ‘less fun’, and I’m pinning the blame entirely on a single pest. THE CRAZY FROG.

I cant possibly be the only person with hate for this annoying chav icon. Its constantly aired, sometimes even played twice BACK TO BACK. Its just crap. You can’t escape him or his crap tunes. If its not on television, its on the street or on the bus, as some chav gets a call from his mum, reminding him he’s got a court appearance in half and hour.

Advertising costs thousands of pounds to produce, let alone to air on prime time television. The ring tones they’re so fiercely advertising cost £3 a time.

SO HOW MANY CHAVS ARE BUYING THEM FOR THEM TO FUND ALL THESE ADVERTS??!

THIS NEEDS TO STOP – RIGHT NOW! (Or at least restrict it to being aired only in between Trisha)

This petition is against chavs and the most annoying and repetitive advert ever devised. In actual fact, right now as I write this sentence, the advert is being played, back-to-back. Such is the extent of its attempts to capture all chavs and make hell for the rest of us cool people.

Please support this petition. It won’t take long, and every signature brings us one step closer to a return to the good old days of safe and fun television.

If you know of anyone else who would benefit from a return to the good old days of television and safe adverts, without amphibians riding invisible bikes spouting crap, please pass on the word. For everyone else’s sanity if nothing else.

Please support – yours, Johners.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Anti-Crazy Frog Petition to Jamster - Inventors of Advertising Pests was created by and written by Karl Johnson (johnersfang@hotmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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