Help the Hamburglar Hares

To:  The Mayor of the City of New Haven Connecticut

Help the Hamburglar Hares

Where has all the common-sense gone? While it may be concerning to find flour (a white powdery substance) scattered about a parking lot. Terrorists are not going to use anthrax in bulk to poison IKEA shoppers. Leaving symbols and arrows marking the direction of travel. I do feel sorry for IKEA and the lost sales due to these shenanigans, but as an avid IKEA-ite, I would not let that sway me on my purchases and would return again another day. This is not a felony, at most, it is a lapse in common sense, although it may have been overlooked by the Hamburglars, their only crime was that of negligence. They should have informed the folks at IKEA.. German society would not even blink at the trail left by these two felons. Just because some nervous soccer mom with too much Starbucks in her system was alarmed. Cooler heads should have prevailed. Cooler heads can now, lets do what we can to repair international relations and make up for the Bush Administration. Free these two and stop the insanity. There are legitimate terrorists amongst us. German tourists are not usually among them, yes, they talk funny, and they may overtake the beaches in Florida in the winter and our National Parks but they are good people and they do bring lots of money to our economy. We the undersigned plead for the immediate release of Dorothee Salchow and Daniel Salchow, of Hamburg Germany and have all charges against them dropped.

See - Offbeat Runners Club Sets Off Terror Scare in New Haven
for more info http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/25/nyregion/25beer.html

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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