We Want Jessica Rabbit

To:  Disney Studios, Amblin Entertainment, and Dreamworks

We, the undersigned, respectfully request an immediate high-level summit meeting between representatives of Disney and Amblin/Dreamworks (and possibly even including ENTERTAINMENT ATTORNEYS!) to address the unacceptable absence of Jessica Rabbit from American movie screens since the release of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” in 1988. Not only was Jessica under-represented both in terms of screen time and promotional materials, she clearly deserved her own star vehicle (suitably merchandised and marketed, of course).

It has been brought to our attention that the sole reason for this continued slight of one of the 20th Century’s most beloved characters is what can only be characterized as an ongoing sophomoric “tiff” between some of the folks at Disney and Amblin/Dreamworks. (They know who they are.) Amblin/Dreamworks needs to get off its duff and start producing a Jessica Rabbit film, or swallow its pride let Disney do it. Either way, the world has waited far too long and far too breathlessly (we’re turnin’ blue here, guys) for this towering talent to be appropriately recognized by the movie moguls who hold her fate in their hands.

For the record, we don’t care AT ALL whether or not we see a Jessica Rabbit-inspired ride at a theme park anytime in the future. It doesn’t even register on our agenda.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The We Want Jessica Rabbit Petition to Disney Studios, Amblin Entertainment, and Dreamworks was created by and written by Francesca Watson and Terry Oglesby.  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no express or implied endorsement of this petition by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. The petition scripts are created by Mike Wheeler at Artifice, Inc.  For Technical Support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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