Utah Jazz: Lose the Booz-er; Acquire Flanagan

To:  The Utah Jazz & Fans

The Utah Jazz, in light of the off-season re-signing of Paul Milsap and the 1-3 record to start the 2009 NBA season, should acquire the rights to PF/C Kyle James Flanagan of the basketball club: Orem Boys. Kyle is known to play Tenacioius D, and his post-game interviews would be insightful and meaningful instead of the lipservice the fans of Utah have become accustomed to recently.
Kyle averages 22.4 ppg 11.3 rpg 5.7 bpg for his Elder's Quorum team. Of note, the 5+ blocks per game prove he can and repeatedly does play defense.
Furthermore, Kyle will gladly play for the league minimum in year one, thereby reducing the salary cap expense and luxury tax amount the Jazz organization is currently facing.
Kyle is married and can often be found mentoring Kyrylo Fesenko at Utah Flash games at the McKay Events Center in Orem, UT.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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