Alien Abduction Petition 2009

To:  The Aliens

I realize that Aliens have the need to protect us from ourselves. I only ask that instead of drinking blood of humans you just get blood from blood donor places. I realize that we as humans are violent and Aliens are not so violent but I ask you cloner and human replacers to have a heart and just let our species continue to exist. The only reason why we are violent to begin with is because we are missing the bone in the back of our heads that makes it so we can't become possessed by spirits which force us to do violent things I happen to have this bone on the back of my head, and I am not violent at all. So if you could find a way to artificially abduct every human being on earth onto your UFOS and place this bone or create a metallic bone on the back of our heads we would no longer be violent, and you would have achieved your goal without having to hybridize the entire human race. If you want to see what I mean by bone on the back of my head then by all means abduct me and I will show u in ur UFO

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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