We, the people of the world, think that you, the Right Honourable Lord Sir Michael Caine, purveyor of fine acting talent, should join Chris and Tim at Tim's place in Sydney, Australia for an evening with select company consisting of;

* just a few people and an infant in attendance (all CVs available on request, all of whom are sane and have no provable criminal records),
* an extensive wine cellar of good, reputable Australian wines,
* a genuine Australian Barbeque, consisting of a fine selection of fishes from the Sydney fish markets (you are welcome to come buy them with us, should you wish to do so),
* two of your films, to which you are welcome, but not obliged, to add a live actor's commentary to, consisting of anecdotes, ad-libs and wit; and,
* As much whisky as you can get down ya neck (all Scottish, single malt).

Please consider this offer, Mr Michael Caine, as it will be an enjoyable evening for all, with much frivolity, barbequed fish and fine beverages.