We, the denizens of Earth (and allied Planets) do declare that we believe Samuel James Morris (Laird of Glencairn) to be Mountain in all but title.

We believe that he has fufilled the requirements pertinent to being named Mt. Sam.

We are Shocked and Appalled (and a bit miffed) At the scientific community's (ESPECIALLY the Royal Geographic Society)failure to recognise this fact.

We are therefore signing this petition (not the one next to it) to ask that these societies recognise Sam's Mountainhood and allow him to take his place amoung the great peaks of the world