We believe that mutants, ghouls, aliens, and any and all other creatures which live by consuming human flesh should be prohibited from holding public office, either at the state or national level, in the United States of America. This restriction is necessary to prevent our nation from falling prey to the insidious supernatural forces that threaten our way of life. We urge Congress to put aside less-important matters (health care, counter-terrorism efforts, etc.) and deal with this pressing issue before it is too late.