Destroy the Sun!

To:  U.S. Congress

We, the undersigned, wish to express our loathing ad hatred for the sun. This toxic ball of plasma constantly fires lethal radiation at our children and makes us squint our eyes and thus become ugly. Additionally, it forces nights of partying to end. For all these reasons and more, we ask that the sun be destroyed forthwith.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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