Dear MTV,

It has been reported that you are considering a new season of your popular show "Newlyweds," featuring Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. I, the Undersigned, whole-heartedly encourage you to go forth with this idea. Not only will I, the Undersigned, tune in, but millions of others who, like me, will enjoy a front-row seat to the most glorious downward-spiral of the last decade. Because of that, I, the Undersigned, vow to watch this program if the idea is developed into an actual show.