In 1999, you introduced the Big New Yorker pizza. This was perhaps the single most important culinary contribution you have offered to the world, with the exception of your bread stick/dipping sauce combo.

This pizza wasn't just good, it was the best. It was big, floppy, tangy and most importantly, just $9.99.

Life was good with the Big NY, as it affectionately became known. Video games were more fun, parties had that extra element, and people seemed to get along better knowing that your tasty treat was on the way.

And then it all stopped...

You, Pizza Hut, inexplicably decided to discontinue the masterpiece. For the last 6 years I have been going over possible reasons for your actions in my head, but each is as outlandish as the last.

Did we not appreciate the pizza enough?
їWas it a because of El Niсo?
Did you ACTUALLY think that the Pizzone was a better idea??

The world's love affair with the Big New Yorker has been on hold, but it is not yet over. And for this reason, we are asking you to bring back the Big New Yorker. Not for you, not for us, but for the honor of the pizza.

Thank you, and good day.