Pro-Uwe Boll petition

To:  Film and Game audiences

We, the undersigned, respectfully and powerfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper consideration to the interests of the video game players, and the film fans by continuing to direct, produce, and act in his full capacity to continue creating many great films. Uwe Boll's cinematic genius, and post-modern presentation have created renditions of video games to film that greatly surpass that of the original games that they are based on. Uwe Boll is very tasteful and a talented producer/director, his fearsome attitude and handome good looks help him to surpass and dominate the film business, in part by his exceptional ability to put the retards in their places. Members of the community think Uwe Boll is a great man with a killer business instinct, as a result of these qualifications Uwe Boll must be asked to continue optioning even more great franchises to be adapted into film masterpieces.

Uwe Boll has persistently demonstarted a strong ability to embrace and bring humor to the videogames he has adapted to film. Uwe Boll must be supported so that he is encouraged to make even more movies, of even more high profile games. With the support of this petition for Uwe Boll, we the undersigned designate all the powers and inspirations that Uwe Boll needs to become one of the most successful and powerful Hollywood players.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Pro-Uwe Boll petition Petition to Film and Game audiences was created by Film and video game communities and written by James Freedman (JamesMF9999@hotmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.