Michael Bay's "Alone in the Dark"

To:  Michael Bay

There are several petitions out there to the affect of stopping Uwe Boll from making any more films. And to Uwe Boll’s own admission, he will not stop making films even if one million people sign the petition.

This petition is not to stop Uwe Boll, as that isn’t likely to happen.

We, the undersigned, ask that Michael Bay produce and or direct a remake of Alone in the Dark or another of Uwe Boll’s butchered films. We believe that films like Alone in the Dark are not inheritably doom to failure, but were rather damaged by Uwe Boll’s lack of vision and artistic talent.

We believe these films can be commercial successes, with the right leadership. Given Michael Bay’s success in Hollywood, we believe he can make the difference. With this success, Michael Bay can demonstrate that it is not video games that make bad movies, but rather it’s Uwe Boll who makes bad movies.

Michael Bay, we ask that you fix the mistakes of Uwe Boll and make a film worth watching.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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