We, the undersigned, now recognize that the constitutional division between church and state has been diminished to the point where we can and do demand that President George W. Bushs head be shaved and his scalp be searched for the number 666, which the presidents own stated religion specifies will make him unfit to serve in his present capacity. The presidents history and present behavior has caused us to suspect that he is none other than Lucifer himself, and we hereby demand that he undergo this process of proper identification before he is allowed to make any more decisions that concern the lives of others.