Shawn Smith (not Sinclaire) is currently employed my Advanced Media Network as a do-nothing editor. He occasionally edits the site script and messes things up.

All this is irrelevant, though. The only thing that matters is that Shawn refuses to be called by his true last name, Shawn Smith. Instead, he demands people refer to him as Shawn Sinclaire -- a truly ridiculous name that only a truly ridiculous person could come up with.

Anyway, please sign this petition saying that Shawn Smith not Sinclaire must from this day forth go by his natural, birth name.

Sincerely and with love,
Shawn Smith not Sinclaire