We the undersigned request that Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska, be included in a forthcoming episode of the hit TV series '24'.

We request that she has a brief romantic involvement with the lead character, Jack Bauer, and is shown shooting lots of guns and killing a few bad guys.

It would also be nice if you could include a scene where she has her hair pinned up, followed by slow motion shot as she un-pins her hair, allowing her long flowing locks to cascade gently on to her (possibly bare) shoulders.

A scene with both characters in swim-suits would also be welcomed, but isn't really a deal-breaker.

Thank you for your consideration.