3d Realms Government Bailout

To:  President Barack Obama

We, the general gaming public, kindly ask that the United States Government appropriate funds for a full and immediate bailout of 3d Realms. We have waited far too long for another Duke Nukem game and we definitely "want some." Banks are to capitalism as PC Game Developers are to Americana in one of its greatest forms. If we are a country that will only save those who do all of that boring bank stuff, then when will we be able to give cash to virtual strippers to flash us?

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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