We the undersigned demand that movie studio executives, directors, producers, and writers boycott the career of Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP).

By refusing to cast SJP in a future movie role, our opinion is that the employees of the world's film industries will be doing the 7 billion inhabitants of this fragile planet a tremendous service: the suffering of many caused by having to watch the unattractive, untalented, and inhuman SJP "perform" on-screen will be stopped.

We believe a world free of SJP's presence on its movie screens is a world free of tyranny and furthermore, a world free of the Antichrist.

Please exorcise the demonic SJP from our tormented souls, oh great Lords of Hollywood and 'llywoods abroad.