Simona Halep Breast Reduction Prevention

To:  United Nations

Inhabitants of Earth, Today is a very hard time for mankind. We received very tragic news. Something that makes the holocaust look like child's play. Something much more horrifying than WW3. Today, Let it be known that the greatest travesty in the history of mankind happened. Rising tennis star Simona Halep has decided to have breast reduction surgery. Simona Halep is trying to deprive us of those voluptuous 34DD bust breast. For the sake of not just us but our children and our children's children. We must band together and prevent this injustice ever happening. hand in hand we will wade through these dark ages and we will come out successfull in maintaining world order by preventing Simona Halep destroy something as beautiful as the Garden of Eden.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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