All We Want is for the Rabbit to Eat

To:  General Mills' Trix Cereal

Trix has taken things too far! Their creation, the Trix Rabbit, has spent decades wanting nothing more than an innocent bite of his OWN cereal – not that much to ask, really, if you think about it. What has he gotten instead? According to some, he’s been found guilty of inciting a riot and theft, and been called a racist metaphor by others. They say all he wants is a piece of the American good life foreigners (and some Americans) have been sold for ages, but the damn humans are keeping him from it! It is only a matter of time before the multitudes of humor websites claiming the Rabbit has sued General Mills (producer of Trix) for discrimination become true. We are here to push that along, and to stop the reign of terror created by the cereal maker. Just give the rabbit some damn Trix!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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