Brian is a very cool person, and people should let him know. We, the undersigned, believe that it shall be made known that Brian is the coolest guy in the room at all times. The only exceptions to this rule are if one or more of the following is in the room with him as well: Jesus, The Pope, Fr. Steve, His Dad, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Jimmy, Bob Dole, Bill Murray, Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Nicholson, Shawn Michaels, Paul Konerko, Superman, or Batman. Also, we agree that giving him money is cool, although we may not be cool enough to give him money at the time.